You are currently browsing the monthly archive for April 2014.



“50% of marriages end in divorce!” I wanted to shout at the lovely couple having their wedding photos taken at City Hall.

How close could Rob Ford have been with Jim Flaherty? After all, he never called him “Jones.”

“Where’s the dandy convention, gents?” I thought of asking the two anachronistically-attired men waiting for the bus, neither of whom, shockingly, were Seth.

I always look away as the subway approaches, not wanting to witness the inevitable suicide.

As I walk around Toronto, I’m fairly secure in the knowledge that I probably won’t get beat up for wearing my particular team’s colours.

Overheard: people on the streetcar speaking German. I never heard the word “Hitler,” which sets my mind largely at ease.

Flickr Photos

Twitter Updates

  • It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years (since 7 Mar 2009). And you? 2 weeks ago
  • RT @JenAnsbach: I’m not sure why people are so surprised that the students are rising up—we’ve been feeding them a steady diet of dystopian… 1 month ago
  • I put my bitcoin on a blockchain and now arbitrage is short selling pork belly futures. Help! 2 months ago
  • I question humanity's ability to solve complex issues when I can't find a toilet without piss on the seat 2 months ago
  • I'm just going to tell people I won a Fake News award. What are they going to do, call me a liar? 2 months ago

Blog Stats

  • 84,862 hits


Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 91 other followers