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There is an alternate reality in which cows dominated Russia, instead of the Communist Party.  A horrible, dystopian world turned upside-down.  A world where nothing makes sense.  A world created merely to explain the genesis of an otherwise unintelligible riff on a Yakov Smirnoff joke.  A world where a writer has to build a ridiculous premise so that the joke–which is probably not even worth the effort–makes sense.  Here is that joke:

Famous human comedian Ya-cow Smirnoff fled Russia and now offers hilarious observations on the differences between Cow-munist Russia and the Free World he lives in now.  His best joke is “At Cow-gary Stampede, cows lasso you!”

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