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The first (and possibly last) entry detailing the wit and wisdom of my brand new character, Skinny Jeans Dad.

“There comes a time in every man’s life when he has to decide whether or not to wear an ironic trucker’s cap, son… but growing a beard is non-negotiable.”

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