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Can you fucking handle this truck?

You say you’re in the market for a truck, and they don’t make a better one than the Ford F-150.

It’s made from military grade aluminum, the strength of which is increased by heat-treating after it is formed.

Which begs the question, are you man enough for military grade aluminum? Or are you just a pussy?

Because at Ford, we want to make money, and we want to sell trucks, but we don’t want to sell them to just anybody.

Are you looking for a truck to drive to work, pick up the kids, or even do some heavy carrying? Or are you looking for a truck that you could ride into war, if you really needed to?

If it’s the latter, well maybe we’d consider taking your money. If it’s the former, don’t even fucking look at a Ford F-150, you piece of shit.

Goddamnit, it’s military grade, do you fucking get it? This is a truck for heroes. It’s for patriots.

It’s for goddamn Americans.

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