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"Not so tough without your arrows, are you big guy?"

“Not so tough without your arrows, are you big guy?”

Green Arrow – duck a lot and wait him out; he only has so many arrows. Then punch him.

Aqua Man – first, kill all of the creatures of the oceans so he has no allies, then kill him.

Wonder Woman – she’s a sucker for masculine wiles, so just make her fall in love with you.

Hawkeye – see Green Arrow

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