Workplace Mechanic

“What ya got y’self here is a toxic workplace, plain ‘n simple. Now, I could blow smoke up yer ass and say ya just need a tuneup, but I’ll be straight: that’ll buy you a few months, a year tops. What ya need is a complete managerial overhaul, tear this engine down and rebuild it from scratch. I won’t lie, it ain’t gonna be cheap: ya gotta write a lot of severance cheques if ya want this business to really start hummin’ again. But if ya don’t wanna be havin’ this same talk a little ways down the road, I’d advise ya listen t’ what I’m sayin’…”