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Fast Food FuriousĀ – They’re the best prep team in the restaurant business, and they’re ready to show the world. They’ll battle snooty critics and the Health Department if it means getting your order ready in sixty seconds or less!

A Momentary Lapse of Seasoning – Pink Floyd are the judges in this reality show about opening a progressive restaurant in London. Wish you were here!

The Tristram Shandy – A long-time bartender faces a stern struggle to bring his signature creation, combining beer and mead, to market without losing his soul in the process.

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There’s a lot of talk these days about white privilege, but if it really exists why aren’t I allowed to do my Buckwheat impression?

Morrissey walks into a bar looking sad and the bartender decides to tell him a joke to cheer him up, saying “Stop me if you think that you’ve heard this one beforeā€¦”

Dorothy Stratten as Galaxina

Dorothy Stratten as Galaxina

Natalie Portman as Padme

Natalie Portman as Padme

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