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“50% of marriages end in divorce!” I wanted to shout at the lovely couple having their wedding photos taken at City Hall.

How close could Rob Ford have been with Jim Flaherty? After all, he never called him “Jones.”

“Where’s the dandy convention, gents?” I thought of asking the two anachronistically-attired men waiting for the bus, neither of whom, shockingly, were Seth.

I always look away as the subway approaches, not wanting to witness the inevitable suicide.

As I walk around Toronto, I’m fairly secure in the knowledge that I probably won’t get beat up for wearing my particular team’s colours.

Overheard: people on the streetcar speaking German. I never heard the word “Hitler,” which sets my mind largely at ease.

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Black guy + white girl + white family = drama (Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner)

White guy + black girl + black family = comedy (Guess Who)

Black guy + hispanic girl + hispanic family = only in America (Our Family Wedding)

White guy + white girl + one mother + three fathers + ABBA = musical (Mamma Mia)

White guy + white girl + gay dads = farce (The Birdcage)

White guy + white girl + Steve Martin + Martin Short – integrity = schmaltz (Father of the Bride)

Seven white guys + seven white girls + singing + dancing = Broadway (Seven Brides for Seven Brothers)

White guy + white girl + assassins + jilted lover + unborn baby = Tarantino (Kill Bill)

White guy + white girl + other white guy + Anne Bancroft + plastic = satire (The Graduate)

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