Random Thoughts to Fill in a Blog Post for No Other Reason Than Because I Made a Promise to Myself to Post at Least Once a Month and I’ve Had Precious Little Inspiration in October 2015

As cigar is to cigarette, so etique is to etiquette?

The cock is ticking!

The beautiful will inherit the Earth… according to the wealthy.

B.O. Wolf, heroic (and smelly) figure from Old English literature.

Dorothy Parker was really full of pith and vinegar.

If the porn industry discovered Chekhov: Uncle Vulva, The Cherry Pie Orchard, The C-Gulp, Three Sisters.