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Kexit – resolving to no longer wear underwear
Rexit – leaving the dog park for the joys and ease of being a cat owner
Chexit – no more processed breakfast cereals for me
Vexit – you’re really starting to annoy me; I’m outta here
Sexit – a real life version of Lysistrata
Fexit – giving up on my attempts to put on an Irish accent, complete with profanity
Skrillexit – so long, celebrity DJs, I’m listening to folk music from now on!
Pexit – giving up on exercise when you realize having a six pack isn’t worth the trouble
Texit – deciding to not bother messing with Texas, but just leaving it to itself
Hexit – witches, wiccans, whatever–you can’t put a spell on me
Mexitco – when Mexico takes Vicente Fox’s cue and finally tells Trump to go fuck himself
Nexit – whatever the next exit may be, wherever it may happen
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