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“Squirrel Girl, Squirrel Girl!

She’s a Lady and also squirrel!

Can she climb up a tree?

Yes she can, verily.

That’s whyyyy

Her name is Squirrel Girl!

Is she tough? Listen sirrah:

She hath partially squirrel blood.

Who’s her friend? Dost thou know?

That’s the squirrel, Dame Tippy-Toe.

Surprise! She dialogues with squirrels!

At the top of trees, is where she faffs about

Like a huuuuman squirrel

She basks in fighting crime!

Squirrel Girl, Squirrel Girl!

Faculties of squirrel and girl!

Finds some nuts, partakes of nuts!

Punts some bad guuuuuys’ evil butts!

To her, life is a biggish acorn!

Where there’s a shire crime-torn,

You’ll find the Squirrel Girl!”

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