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“This desk is yuge!”
“We’re going to build that wall and make the Mexicans pay for it and when they won’t we’re going to go down to the parking lot and wrassle up some labourers and put guns in their hands and make ’em fight the Mexicans. Think of the ratings!”
“Ugh, that Queen Elizabeth sure ain’t no Melania. Look at that face! Would you pledge allegiance to that?”
“Whaddaya mean you won’t sign the treaty? It’s got the best words!”
“Public enemy number one: Megyn Kelly.”
“We’re gonna work the word ‘classy’ somewhere into the Star-Spangled Banner.”
“Announcing the new judging nomination process: Supreme Court Apprentice.”
“Immediate rendition to Guantánamo for anyone making fun of my hair or tiny hands.”
