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For Sale: Baby shoes, never worn.

-so they’re in mint condition?

Yes, sadly.

-girl or boy?

We never found out.

-sorry don’t understand

Who could understand another’s pain?

-yeah i just wanna know what colour they are

The colour of regret.

-is that a kind of blue?

They are as grey as the skies and as black as my heart.

-so kinda monochromatic? that could work

Work? At least I have my work to distract me.

-I could pick them up at your office

My office is the world; my teacher is pain.

-nearest subway statoin?

The underground suits me.

-great! so how much do you want?

What price reprieve from memory?

-uh… $5?

Done

 

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