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Charlie Adam

Charlie’s a good bloke, I’m sure, and to be fair I’m not sure if he’s actually ugly, so much as homely. But it’s a face only a Stoke City supporter could love.

 

 

 

Jesse Lingard

Lingard is a fine footballer, and having a heck of a season, but man are those features harsh! It’s like he’s trying to suck his face in through his nose. When he double dates with Anthony Martial Jesse’s definitely described as “funny, such a great personality!”

 

Marouane Fellaini

This is actually a fairly flattering photo of the Manchester United and Belgium goon, since the bandage around his head hides his giant caterpillar eyebrows, and kinda makes him look like a young John McEnroe.

 

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Fuck you Mourinho

and your negative football

(even though it won us

three championships and we’re

forever grateful–KTBFFH)

and fuck you Fellaini,

the dirtiest player I’ve ever seen

and the ugliest, too

(Peter Crouch could pull birds

better than you, and he’d be a virgin

if he wasn’t a football star–

he admits it himself)

But it’s three points to the angels

and nil to the red devils,

all is right in the world

for one more week

at least.

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