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lady with a squirrel

 

“Squirrel Girl, Squirrel Girl!

She’s a Lady and also squirrel!

Can she climb up a tree?

Yes she can, verily.

That’s whyyyy

Her name is Squirrel Girl!

Is she tough? Listen sirrah:

She hath partially squirrel blood.

Who’s her friend? Dost thou know?

That’s the squirrel, Dame Tippy-Toe.

Surprise! She dialogues with squirrels!

At the top of trees, is where she faffs about

Like a huuuuman squirrel

She basks in fighting crime!

Squirrel Girl, Squirrel Girl!

Faculties of squirrel and girl!

Finds some nuts, partakes of nuts!

Punts some bad guuuuuys’ evil butts!

To her, life is a biggish acorn!

Where there’s a shire crime-torn,

You’ll find the Squirrel Girl!”

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From my upcoming series of picture books designed to introduce children to the great artists of the past:

  • Modigliani, Mo’ Problems
  • Step on the Gas, Degas!
  • Too Many Manet to Manage

I’ve recently invested in a new restaurant with an Classic Movie Western theme. On the weekends, from 10am to 2pm, we feature The Wild Brunch, and dishes include:

  • The Ox-Tail Soup Incident
  • Once Upon a Time in the Water Cress Sandwich
  • The Treasure of the Sierra Paté

 

 

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