Mamma Mia Teresa!

Mamma Mia Teresa!

Aren’t you a little short to be a saint?

I think “Saint Teresa” is already taken.

Wanna be the patron saint of osteoporosis?

You’re not my mother!

Mother Teresa… if that is your real name.

Is there a Mister Mother Teresa?

Sure, she’s a saint, but would she be allowed on a French beach in that burkini?

Isn’t becoming a priest or a nun just a radical method of birth control?

Any relation to Sister Souljah?

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