I’ve gained a reputation for coming up with really bad puns at work. And since I work in a bookstore, naturally books and authors and titles provide a lot of my inspiration. Read these once, and then let’s never speak of this again, OK?

 

-Do you like Rowling?

-I don’t know, I’ve never Rowled.

 

Alain BadI.O.U. – don’t lend this guy money.

 

-How can you tell if your fruit is ripe?

-William shakes pear.

 

-Did you know Descartes was a fan of The Black Eyed Peas?

-I think, therefore Will.I.Am

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