I’ve gained a reputation for coming up with really bad puns at work. And since I work in a bookstore, naturally books and authors and titles provide a lot of my inspiration. Read these once, and then let’s never speak of this again, OK?


-Do you like Rowling?

-I don’t know, I’ve never Rowled.


Alain BadI.O.U. – don’t lend this guy money.


-How can you tell if your fruit is ripe?

-William shakes pear.


-Did you know Descartes was a fan of The Black Eyed Peas?

-I think, therefore Will.I.Am