Give a man a drum and he’ll beat a path to your door.

This is a family business–please refrain from discussing your shit and piss.

Heidi Cox (apparently an employee of Blinds to Go) is a funny name when you think of it. Almost as funny as “Sneaky Salami.”

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Give Birth to World’s Stupidest Baby

Student newspaper describes CGI Joe as a “thrill-ride”; also “soul-crushingly banal.”

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