A candle-lit, low-ceilinged stone room. Tapestries hang on the walls. There’s a regular dripping noise barely audible and the sense of unavoidable dampness. Three men–a Lord and his vassals–sit at a table, while a fourth man, dressed as a medieval wizard, paces in front of them carrying a thin, rectangular object. He speaks…

Wizard: Sire, gentlemen, may I introduce: the computer internet! [he opens the laptop with a flourish and sets it on the table in front of the men]

1st Man: What magic is this?! How these images dance before my very eyes!

Lord: I have seen nothing like this in all my realm! Is this some crystal ball of unmatched clarity?

2nd Man: Aaannd… I’ve found the porn.

All: Yay!

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