Pre-emptive ejaculation (an empowering label for premature ejaculation)

Zentist (a dentist who’s even more chill than the novocaine)

Crucifiction (made-up stories about ancient forms of capital punishment)

Penultimatum (the next-to-last final demand)

Coup d’tit (the effect breasts have on a man’s attention)

Crucifriction (the chafing one experiences when the nails aren’t driven in correctly)

Fund a Mental (politically incorrect charity for the developmentally delayed)

Condescending (when someone is against going down on their sexual partner)

Toyota Priapus (an absurdly large electric car with huge horsepower)

If ginormous = really big, does gynormous = a really big vagina?

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