Really, I don’t really understand why so many guys go completely nuts over Natalie Portman. Someone I know thought that it was because she might seem attainable to regular guys because she’s pretty but not gorgeous.  But I know lots of guys who will swear up and down that she’s totally hot.  I don’t see it. Look, I’m not saying I wouldn’t be happy to be dating someone who looked like Natalie, but as Kevin from The Office said, “It’s not ‘would I do her?’ it’s ‘Is she hot?’–respect the game!”