The Center for Poor Karma & Pain is pleased to present excerpts from the new bestseller Chicken Soup for the Zombie Soul, available at fine booksellers everywhere.

Hhrrhhnnnn… errrrghh… brains…ggrraaaa… BRAINS… kkkrreeeh… B R A I N S ! ! !

-ancient Chinese zombie proverb

Aaaahhhhnnnn… Ministry… cchhhonngkh… The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Taste… nngghh… NOOOO!… Mind best thing to taste… schnaaah… errrrrrrr.

-Zombie Greil Marcus

The heart has its own reasons which reason knows nothing of.  Also, BRRAAAAINSSSSS!!!!

-Blaise Pascal

Brains, indeed.  Food for thought… and zombies.

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