Robert James Bell…

… has been there, but he’s never done that.  It looked fun, but kind of dangerous.

… enjoys eating.  His favourite obscure super-hero is Matter-Eater Lad.

… ‘s lifelong goal is to create a workable phonetic alphabet for English.  Despite brilliant flashes of inspiration, the work remains unfinished.

… can’t believe he ate the whole thing.  Twice.

… doesn’t know what he wants to be when he grows up.  He recently grew up.

… enjoys picking out Toronto landmarks in bad Hollywood movies.  He’s seen many.

… , like Alan Moore, knows the score.  He just doesn’t know which game is being played.