Oh Rainn Wilson, what must I do to get your attention?  I have faithfully followed your tweets for almost three months now, chuckled at your wry observations, pondered the mysteries of your Baha’i faith, signed your petitions to rid the world of nuclear weapons, and dutifully added my own #topics based on your suggestions.  I’ve happily counted myself amongst your throng of loyal twidiots.  And what do I get in return?  You won’t follow me, you won’t RT any of my tweets.  I scan every one of your tweets for an @robertjamesbell, to no avail.  Oh cruel fate!  To love so much, to feel my loins twitter with every tweet, but to be ignored nonetheless…!  If I actually understood the point of Twitter, your intransigence would surely drive me to desperate acts!