Steven PageFounding member, principle songwriter and the closest approximation the band has to a sex symbol Steven Page has announced that he will be leaving The Barenaked Ladies after 20 years. The still chubby-faced but slimmer (thanks to a recent “regrettable” and “one time only” heroin fling) singer/songwriter/Kraft Dinner lover has been working on home demos and hopes to enter the studio soon. Ed Robertson, spokesman for the suddenly talent-challenged band, wishes his former partner the best of luck and swears there are no hard feelings: “Life goes on, you know… we’re very busy with our own new album, which hits stores in May. It’s called ‘Turn the Page’.”

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